Whynotta Music Litter
Charisme × Tango

Whelped: July 8, 2004

Music Litter Diary

Wednesday, August 4, 2004

This is Chuckie. Chuckie Yellowbean. I don't know much about traveling but my Momma tells me we are going to be traveling faaarrrrrrrr away to Ken Tuck Eee to meet millions and millions of fambly. At least, some of us are traveling. My brothers may already be gone to their forever homes but all my silly sisters will be coming to the Par Tee. I can't wait. The other day I met my Cousin Kosh up close and personal. He is really really really big. He dropped a soggy ball on my head, but I didn't care. Cousin Kosh is my Hero. I am going to be just like him when I grow up. Maybe the rest of my fambly is as cool as Cousin Kosh.

A lot has been going on here. We keep moving to bigger and better houses. We left that tiny box behind and moved to the kitchen. That was fun because I could sit and stare at the red thing in the corner for hours. Momma said it is called a Fire Stink Squisher. I think it was great. I started a boys clubhouse next to it, No Girls Allowed. I am sending a picture of our clubhouse. That's me lying on top of my brother Navybean. Those girls went and made their own clubhouse under the pie hutch, but our clubhouse is better. Then, yesterday we moved to an even better house and we don't even have to share it with any people walking around to step on us. We have our own caves and a big slide and a wobbly board. Also, private meals are served in a silver dish, four times a day. I get that mush all over me, and then I have a spike hairdo. I think I should get my nose pierced soon.

Today we went outside again. This time was better because it wasn't 1278623289047 degrees out. I ate some grass and then I had a nap. Then we had a picnic. Then it was really weird, the lights faded out and water started coming out of the ceiling. Then we came back to our big house and played on our slide. Then we had another nap.

Oh I forgot, last weekend I met the Lord of the Land. I think that is like the President or something. I untied his shoes and he said it was very cute, then I met his Momma and she tasted just like cake. Yum! I hear I am going to meet more cool peoples this weekend. I hope they bring me cake.

Chuckie Yellowbean

Monday, July 26, 2004

Hello!

Let me introduce myself. I'm Chuckie. Chuckie Yellowbean, that is. They laugh and call me Chunky Chuckie Woodchuck, but really, I am not chunky. I am fluffy. That is entirely different. My Momma says I am 75% more evil than my brothers and sisters, I don't know why. I have two brothers. My brother Greenbean is almost as evil as me but that Navybean is some kind of momma's boy. I also have four sisters. They are all goody two shoes. Girls! What can you do with them? But they are good for stepping on so I can get out over the gate and onto the Brown Carpet. That has been my Goal In Life, to get out onto the Brown Carpet. I was the first one to get there, but those pesky people keep putting me back in my box. Then tonight, that Kimperson lifted us all out and put us on the Brown Carpet. You know, it wasn't nearly as much fun if I didn't get there myself. But I made the best of it and explored all the way over the Slippery Brown Floor to the Cave Under The Computer Desk. I think I was there once before, it smelled familiar. Momma says that is where we were supposed to live but the People insisted on putting us back in the box every time Momma moved us over there. So, finally she gave up and just left us in the boring box. I just heard the dinner bell ring, so I gotta go.

Later,
Chuckie Yellowbean